In the car...
Meagan: (crying alligator tears)
Me: *****, why are you crying?
Meagan: Because I don't like being sloppy.
Me: What do you mean?
Meagan: I don't like being sloppy with all these tears!
Me: You mean you're crying because you are sloppy with tears?
Me: You're crying because you're crying?
Me: Oooo Kay. (shaking head in disbelief)